Today I received this absolutely glorious email from Robert Half Legal. You know, the attorney placement agency that specializes in well-educated slave labor? Yeah, well this may set a new standard. Please keep in mind that although not everyone in the RHL database is a licensed attorney with $75,000+ in student loan debt, most are.
PS. Contact information retained just in case anyone out there either (a) wants to fuck with this dumb whore, or (b) is actually that pathetic.
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Dear Anthony,
We know that you are diligently looking for your next job opportunity and we want to be the best resource for you. However, we are all experiencing the effects of the economy. Many clients are unable to afford the rates they have paid in the past. In order to meet their new budget restrictions, we’re looking for temporary candidates that are willing to work support positions at a lower pay rate.
In an effort to help you find employment, please let us know if you are available for general data entry positions paying between $9 and $10 per hour for temporary opportunities. If you are not open to the above mentioned pay range, please let us know what pay range you are open to working for.
We look forward to hearing from you!
Best,
Sarah Starkey, Esq.
Robert Half Legal
310-209-6829
