Local SoCal area sporting goods retailer “Chick’s” has been taken over by competing sporting goods retailer “Dick’s.”
Yeah, I’m not bull shitting you. What we are witnessing here is the M&A equivalent of a sex change operation. I’m just glad it’s not the other way around. It would be pretty fucking embarrassing for mankind if Chick’s took over Dick’s.
I for one would have preferred to see a straight-up merger. “Chick’s with Dick’s” would be the greatest store name ever.
