Entries from April 2009

April 29, 2009

From the “I wish I was making this up” files

Local SoCal area sporting goods retailer “Chick’s” has been taken over by competing sporting goods retailer “Dick’s.”
Yeah, I’m not bull shitting you. What we are witnessing here is the M&A equivalent of a sex change operation. I’m just glad it’s not the other way around. It would be pretty fucking embarrassing for [...]

April 24, 2009

Welcome back to St. Louis, douchebags

April 21, 2009

LB Cardinals Report 4/6-4/20

Yes, that’s right.  Welcome to the first edition of the LB Cardinals Report (biweekly).  In this edition I’ll break down the early 2009 performance of the key players as well as make a few other observations.

2009 Key Players (healthy as of 04/06)
1. Albert “The Machine” Pujols
One sentence sums this man up: if he stays healthy, [...]

April 8, 2009

Spring drought

Blame it on the nice weather.  Blame it on March Madness and baseball.  Blame it on work.  Blame it on the recession.  Hell, even blame it on Facebook.  But lately my creative juices have been running dry.  My brain is still functioning, I just can’t be bothered to put pen to paper, so to speak.  [...]