Entries from February 2009

February 25, 2009

And the award for “Best Prop Versatility in an Adult Film” goes to…

…Octomom.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/25/state/n103410S81.DTL&tsp=1
On a side note, I’d like to point out that this bitch is 100% certifiably crazy.

February 20, 2009

Unbeweaveable!

Stories like this are what keep me going.

Thanks, David.

February 20, 2009

Spike Lee can eat all the dicks

I’m borrowing one of my favorite catchphrases of 2008 to emphasize my point that, in fact, Spike Lee (and Al Sharpton) can eat all the dicks.

I for one believe that this country is well past using the “monkey” moniker as a racial slur.  Fucking hell, we elected a black man to be President.  Besides, let’s [...]

February 19, 2009

The most underrated/unfairly criticized movie award goes to…

…W.

Watched this last night on the ol’ Blu-ray.  Easily one of the best films of 2008.  Maybe not so much the movie storyline, but the acting is A++.  Not that I take any stock in the “Academy,” but it’s a disgrace that not a single member of the cast got a nod this year.  There [...]

February 16, 2009

First Mormons, now this

A Salt Lake City woman who was in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has had them broken off in a traffic accident (external link).
Rumor has it the accident ocurred when Ms. Redmond attempted to send a text message to her gatekeeper.  I tell you, those iPhones… just so cumbersome!

February 16, 2009

Eat your heart out, Palm

Just as the novelty of my HTC Touch Diamond has started to wear just a bit thin, out comes this beauty (external link).

Set to be released in about 6 months, this is going to leave me with just under a year left on my Sprint contract.  Bite the bullet or wait for Diamond3?
EDIT: This just [...]

February 14, 2009

Los Bandigolos Valentine’s Day survival guide

Step 1

Step 2

Repeat as necessary.

February 13, 2009

Recession mailbag

MB: On Tuesday I went to work, just to be told we closed down shop. I officially was laid off. Should I collect unemployment? Part of me wants to. The other part of me is saying,” Budget your fucking money, because the concept of not having a job and still receiving money is insane. Unemployment [...]

February 8, 2009

Grammyphobia

Some people who “get invited” get to “live blog” from “the Grammys.”  Well, guess what?  I didn’t so here is my up-to-the-minute Grammy rant.  PS. My brain hurts.  The things I do for music.
- U2 fucking blows.  It’s now confirmed.  80 curics of shit.
- Whitney Houston needs to lay off the plastic surgery.  And the [...]

February 8, 2009

Random sale

I have no idea why, but apparently Andrew Bird is giving away his music today on Amazon.com.  You can purchase the full (MP3) album, Noble Beast, for $1.99.  I don’t get it either, but mine’s downloading now.  Cheers.