Speaking of virginity pledges…

…I bring you Henrietta and Merna.
As one blogger put it, “this is what negative stage presence looks like.”  Indeed.

The least surprising news of the day

In an article penned for WebMD, author Jennifer Warner makes the shocking statistical observation that – brace yourself – teenagers who take virginity pledges are no less sexually active than those that do not.  Additionally, said participants are actually more likely to completely forgo the use of birth control.
I have never even heard of a [...]

Merry Christmas from Los Bandigolos!

No updates in a while… so sorry ’bout that.  Been busy traveling, drinking, and eating non-stop for the past 8 days.  Back in L.A. this weekend.  We have some catching up to do.  In the meantime, enjoy your family time and try not to get so drunk you tell your mother-in-law that you hate her.

R.I.P., Ms. Page

I think Bettie Page deserves to be remembered in a pictorial, don’t you?
pissed off copyright owner?  let me know.

“Don’t break my calculator!”

I was aimlessly flipping through channels at halftime of the Steelers-Ravens game when I stumbled upon G4 (nerd video game channel).  It was airing a “tell-all exposé” on “nerd fight clubs” that consist exclusively of Silicon Valley cubicle prisoners working for various tech companies.  Words can’t really describe the awesomeness of this concept, but when [...]

UPDATED: The best commercial that I can’t seem to find on YouTube

Captain Morgan’s Holiday Miracle #4 (the one featuring the drink coaster).
Sorry, no video link yet.  You can either wait for it on tv or go to the Captain Morgan website (be warned their website video player was horrendous on my pc and may ruin the experience altogether).
Keep one eye on the guy on the couch.
UPDATE————
Finally!
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Today’s stab alert goes to…

…Subway customers.
I see you people between 2 and 4 times per week because my weekday lunch options are pathetic.  You are all irritating in some special way.  Take the “extra mayo on a ‘6 grams or less’ sandwich” lady for example.  Yes, you are fat.  I know, it’s amazing how you only consume 6 fat [...]

LB live music review

I had the opportunity to check out a couple live shows recently and figured I’d share the experiences.  It’s awfully late in the season, so I don’t expect many more opportunities to see good music until the Spring.  But L.A. is so random I guess you never know what you’re going get.
Holly Golightly & The [...]